Geezers & Goblins
A downloadable game
DON YOUR ARMOR.
GRAB YOUR BLADE.
THROW YOUR BACK OUT.
In GEEZERS & GOBLINS, players are world-weary, out-of-shape, and perpetually grumpy former adventurers who have come out of retirement to earn some much-needed coin and escape the horrors of family life.
Herein you’ll find rules for creating your Geezer, tests and contests, guidance on using and recouping your precious ‘f#cks to give,’ advice for surviving quality Family Time between adventures, and what happens when a player is cursed with the “Loser” condition.
And don’t worry. You don’t have to be a literal Geezer to participate—all you have to do is dig deep and find the Geezer within who is annoyed by life’s banality but resigned to soldiering on.
CONTENT WARNING
Foul language, jokes at the expense of Geezers, simultaneously mocking and celebrating the futility of it all, violence, scatological humor, a general lack of sensitivity or concern for much of anything, rampant drug abuse, family dysfunction, and tiny goblin genitalia. It’s admittedly juvenile.
Purchase
In order to download this game you must purchase it at or above the minimum price of $2.99 USD. You will get access to the following files:
Community Copies
Support this game at or above a special price point to receive something exclusive.
Community Copies
Community copies are intended for gamers who can't afford to purchase the game at its regular price. Being strapped for cash shouldn't prevent you from experiencing the agony and the ecstasy of playing as a Geezer (or the joys of incinerating a Geezer if you're a Forever GM).
If you can swing it, please purchase the game at the asking price. My kids need braces. And shoes. Always with the shoes.
As a bonus, every purchase of Geezers & Goblins at or above the minimum price will add a community copy to the pool. See, it's like buying two copies, but you only get to keep one. You couldn't ask for a more Geezer-ish deal than that.
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